It feels like only yesterday that we enjoyed our last Hash Christmas Dinner (aka Bollywood Night) but here we are again for another festive extravaganza and all for a knock down price of £5.00 per head – yes that’s right, for just £5.00 you will enjoy a sumptuous one course meal comprising turkey….and for the vegetarians, more turkey.
To enjoy this heavily subsidised meal you will need to pay the GM or Hash Cash £5.00 by or, for those familiar with online bonking, you can transfer money directly to Stannary H3, sort code 30-98-46, a/c 01447089, TSB. Please put your name or Hash nom de plume (that’s French) as the reference.
But the fun doesn’t stop there (assuming it has even started), you also have the opportunity of showing your generosity with our Secret Santa initiative. Please provide a gift wrapped gift of no more than £3.00 in approximate value which will be distributed on the night in traditional SH3 style by the least looking Santa lookalike.
There will also be plenty of Hash Carols so keep your oral assets suitably lubricated.
To help work up an appetite for your heavily subsidised Bernard Matthew Christmas Turkey Slice there will be a short Hash around Dousland set by Pump It before convening in the Burrator Inn. - Herr Splitz